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Join Lucy Buttons, el Jong and friends as they discuss their adventures in dating, relationships, sex and society.
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6 days ago
6 days ago
31 min
This week it's all personal — and deeply relatable. el Jong breaks down how he went from struggling to date to juggling three incredible women at once, why he's finally ready to choose just one, and how you end things kindly with someone you genuinely like. Meanwhile, Lucy hasn't had sex in six months, her ex's birthday is this weekend, and the man she met at Viva Las Vegas is landing in New York to find out if vacation chemistry is actually real. They also go deep on pheromones, whether showering before sex kills attraction, and the surprisingly complicated logistics of a major height difference in bed.
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Apr 27, 2026
Apr 27, 2026
46 min
It's been a minute, but after some re-recordings, we have some juicy updates!
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Nov 26, 2025
Nov 26, 2025
1hr 15 min
More actual date updates this time! And a very handsome guy celebrated a birthday!
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Nov 17, 2025
Nov 17, 2025
46 min
Strap in (on strap-on) for this thrilling conclusion of one of Lucy's lady dates!
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Nov 10, 2025
Nov 10, 2025
46 min
Weird that this has been over for a while, but it's still persists...
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Nov 3, 2025
Nov 3, 2025
1hr 15 min
The dynamic duo is back with a lot of pent-up dating stories!
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Oct 21, 2024
Oct 21, 2024
1hr 12 min
Another painful Lucy breakup while el Jong just gives up on dating altogether.
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May 3, 2024
May 3, 2024
40 min
It's been a minute! We had to clear with Legal if we are allowed to talk about our relationship still.
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Nov 13, 2023
Nov 13, 2023
1hr 20 min
Anxiety is no joke.
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Nov 6, 2023
Nov 6, 2023
59 min
Someone was drunk while recording this epsiode.
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