Episodes

Wednesday Mar 21, 2018
Episode 36 : Vacation Balls
Wednesday Mar 21, 2018
Wednesday Mar 21, 2018
Back from a short hiatus, some for vacation, some for work. A lot of things have changed: Johnel is a little more rested and has since changed his stance about dating virigns (wait, what?) and Lucy is working harder than ever. We also discuss relationships with different schedules, the New York hustle with a little bit of photography talk.
Don't forget, it's Lucy's birthday show at Dromedary Bar tonight, 21st of March! It's a stellar cast that will for sure be an amazing #ILoveBurlesque show!
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Friday Mar 02, 2018
Episode 35: Red Light
Friday Mar 02, 2018
Friday Mar 02, 2018
You don't have to put on the red light light, because Lucy Buttons and Johnel turns it on for you on this latest episode. Question, will you have sex with a virgin? Will you date someone who would not give oral sex? They answer those questions and more!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
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Wednesday Feb 21, 2018
Episode 34 : You Ball Bags
Wednesday Feb 21, 2018
Wednesday Feb 21, 2018
New York is one big constant schlep so, let's discuss! We talk about 'sherpas', situation where we prefer bags being carried and even some etiquette classes. Also, the old 'slaves' creep back up again whilst discussing What's Your Price.
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
Episode 33 : Game. Set. Match.
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
When people zig, we zag! While everyone is doing all their Valentine's and anti-Valentine's posts, we take a step back and talk more about the road there, specifically matching! Who are the matchmakers out there? What are your criteria for matching? How you every been match-made? Let's discuss!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Thursday Feb 08, 2018
Episode 32 : A Sh*t Ton of Randomness
Thursday Feb 08, 2018
Thursday Feb 08, 2018
As Johnel prepares to visit the homeland we squeeze in another discussion about an array of topics that include: revisiting the Aziz issue, Valentine's shows, dating people you've dated before, first New York burlesque shows and a lot more. This week's dick disqualifier is 'people who have not had long-term relationships'. How do we define 'long'? What is considered a 'relationship'? Lots of questions!
Also, don't forget to checkout Lucy's upcoming shows:
February 13: #ILoveBurlesque at Broadstone
February 14: Le Scandal's Valentines Show at the Laurie Beechman Theatre
February 21: #ILoveBurlesque at Dromedary Bar
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
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Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Episode 31 : The Funky Junk
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Is your junk too funky? Well that can be challenging. Let's discuss! Then after, listen to the Tripod talk about an unusually large amount of masturbation stories and preferences. Masturbation! We are master debaters and cunning linguists!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Wednesday Jan 24, 2018
Episode 30 : Be Aggressive, Be-Be Aggressive
Wednesday Jan 24, 2018
Wednesday Jan 24, 2018
With all the controversies running amuck recently, the Tripod wanted to take a moment to talk about how it is to navigate aggressiveness in sex and relationships. And this week's dick disqualifier, don't get your panties in a bunch, is if you're too religious. Operative word: 'too'!
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
Episode 29 : We are F*cking Back!
Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
We skipped a few weeks to let others share their New Year, New You crap first before we share our 2018 #goals! The Tripod shared a bunch of personal updates and we talked out dating freelancers as this week's dick disqualifier.
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Connect with the Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Allegra on Facebook: www.facebook.com/allegraspread
Follow Allegra on Twitter: @allegra_spread
Follow Allegra on Instagram: @allegradrag
Follow Johnel on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
Episode 28 : Flight of Dicks
Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
Rant warning! Since everyone is doing their post-year reflection, being all happy, we descided to postpone their New Year topics in leiu of something most people find challening -- airline travel! They also discuss this week's dick discualifer: throwing money at problems.
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Connect with the Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong

Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
Episode 27 : The One About the Tapas
Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
In the last episode before the the year turns, the Tripod discusses the very important topic of... tapas! Well, fine, it's not that important, but we do also discuss a very important dick disqualifier: treating your service workers poorly.
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Connect with the Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Allegra on Facebook: www.facebook.com/allegraspread
Follow Allegra on Twitter: @allegra_spread
Follow Allegra on Instagram: @allegradrag
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Follow Johnel website: www.jongclemente.com

