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Join Lucy Buttons, el Jong and friends as they discuss their adventures in dating, relationships, sex and society.
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Mar 6, 2019
Mar 6, 2019
45 min
We are mother fuckin' back! And Lucy reviews all our 2018 goals! Who succeeded? Who failed? What our goals for 2019!
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Nov 21, 2018
Nov 21, 2018
1 hr 1 min
It's always a good start to an episode with rating each other's looks... not! This week's dick disqualifier is a person that doesn't cry. We are anti-sociapaths here in Parade of Dicks despite the host displaying some of their qualities...
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Nov 7, 2018
Nov 7, 2018
1 hr 10 min
Darlinda Just Darlinda returns to talk more about her amazing art projects and her/our disdain for Snapchat/face filters.
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Oct 30, 2018
Oct 30, 2018
1 hr 5 min
The Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza, Darlinda Just Darlinda, visits the Dicks to talk about her art and to discuss the recent news about Trans Rights. We do serious stuff sometimes, but don't worry, there's also discussions about puking pre- and post-dates.
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
Oct 17, 2018
Oct 17, 2018
1 hr 22 min
Rats. Piss hands. Who pays for a date? These are only a few of the many wildly random topics we got to talk about after smoking a dime bag of weed Lucy found on the street. Yup. You read that right. Off. The. Street.
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Oct 10, 2018
Oct 10, 2018
50 min
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This episode is so hot that doing any description will not do it justice. Just listen and share with your friends. We promise you, this is a doozy!
Also don't forget to check out Lucy Buttons' upcoming shows:
#burlesquebrunch at Toro Loco every Saturday at 4PM
Dromedary Burlesque every third Thursday at 9PM
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
Oct 3, 2018
Oct 3, 2018
44 min
The Dicks are back again with a very, very special guest in tow! Dick Finder General, Lucy, Drag Superstar, Allegra and This Random Dude, Johnel welcome long-time friend, Kendra, to the show!
We come correct on our first episode back sharing tons of life updates and discussing our dick disqualifier of the week: telling your partner's outfit is trash. Special guest Kendra brings our main topic of discusion as well, "Dating across cultures: Who gets the most butt hurt?"
Also... Gang, gang.
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
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Follow Allegra on Twitter: @allegra_spread
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
Jun 8, 2018
Jun 8, 2018
39 min
Let's talk about irresponsibly buying shoes and things and the craziness that is Kanye. Can we really separate the artist from the work?
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
May 30, 2018
May 30, 2018
39 min
Do you allow your partner to check your phone? We touch on that and how all our devices, social media accounts, credit card purchases, basically everything we do, is being monitored for capitalization of causes! Let's discuss.
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Connect with the Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
May 23, 2018
May 23, 2018
42 min
Lucy has been work-busy. Johnel has a steady gal. It may be the end of the world, but they are back from yet another month-long break! We catch up on each others' news, health scares and more!
We have a few more episodes left in the next few weeks, but we are hard at work at reformatting our show, bringing more guests and doing weirder activities on the pod for your listenting pleasure. So, stay tuned, share us with your friends, and let us know what you guys want to hear!
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Connect with the Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: +1 (347) 927-2401
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Follow Johnel on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com